Kony 2012 Crew Returns to Save Africa and the World

Oh great: Invisible Children's Jason Russell is back in business (with his pants on, hopefully) with a new campaign. I can see the Upworthy headline now: You Won't Believe How Easy It Is To Track Warlord Joseph Kony Down. Soo easy, you guys! They've even provided a handy infographic, above, that clearly illustrates… » 10/04/13 5:48pm 10/04/13 5:48pm

Goodbye to the Coven

"You can tell people you stalked me to get this job," Jessica said when she hired me as a full-time staff writer in April 2012 (we were kind of drunk). "I mean that as a compliment." I took it as one, because it was true: I had dreamed of working at Jezebel ever since the very first day it launched. Jezebel was the… » 10/04/13 4:50pm 10/04/13 4:50pm

Capitol Shooting Coverage Is Getting Postpartum Depression All Wrong

We don't know much about 34-year-old dental hygienist Miriam Carey, who was shot and killed by police yesterday after she crashed into a barricade outside the White House and led a high-speed chase to the U.S. Capitol — with her toddler still in her carseat — but we do know that her shooting has given pundits yet… » 10/04/13 2:50pm 10/04/13 2:50pm

Screenwriter Bro Just Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit

Hey, Max Landis: it's not impressive to "be true to yourself" if "yourself" is a dick. » 10/03/13 3:00pm 10/03/13 3:00pm

'Gritty' Homelessness Tour Guarantees Unforgettable Adventure

Homelessness is badass, according to this guided three day "sub-urban adventure" tour of the "gritty underbelly" of Seattle, which can be yours for $2,000. » 10/02/13 6:50pm 10/02/13 6:50pm

Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find This Dude a Purple Dress

Welcome to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, a column to help you track down your favorite products — clothes, makeup, shoes, whatever — that have been discontinued or otherwise lost in the passage of time and quickie fashion trends. Email katie@jezebel.com to submit your own "wanted" ads. » 10/02/13 5:00pm 10/02/13 5:00pm

Women's Networking Group Allegedly Sexually Harassed Female Employees

The National Association of Professional Women bills itself as "America’s most inclusive network — containing nearly half a million professional women.” Now that four former women are suing NAPW for alleged sexual harassment, the networking group might have to revamp its brand a lil. » 10/02/13 11:10am 10/02/13 11:10am

The Least to Most Awkward Greetings, In Order

Greeting a stranger/acquaintance/boyfriend's father is such a stressful experience for me that I sometimes have to remind myself that, no matter how awkward our fumbling hands/faces/bodies are as they smoosh together, it'll all be over and forgotten soon (life is rough). We ranked the best to worst greeting gestures… » 10/01/13 7:00pm 10/01/13 7:00pm

Nice: You Can Text Planned Parenthood About Obamacare

Still confused about the Affordable Care Act (even after reading our handy explainer)? Planned Parenthood has your back! » 10/01/13 6:00pm 10/01/13 6:00pm

Government Shutdown Affects Yale Title IX Investigation

Another shitty repercussion of the government shutdown: the Office of Civil Rights has to temporarily halt all Title IX investigations. » 10/01/13 5:20pm 10/01/13 5:20pm

Celeb Astrologist Susan Miller Totally Predicted the Gov't Shutdown

Mind-blowing theory alert: Susan Miller, astrologist to the stars, knew today's government shutdown was imminent. » 10/01/13 3:30pm 10/01/13 3:30pm

Erin Brockovich Now Rallying Against Painful Permanent Birth Control

A few thousand women say permanent contraception device Essure produces agonizing pain. Essure says they're in the minority. Erin Brockovich is on the case. » 10/01/13 10:20am 10/01/13 10:20am

Is Dave Eggers' New Novel a Ripoff of a Female Writer's Work?

Dave Eggers' new novel, The Circle, is about a young woman who lands a job at a massive Silicon Valley company clearly modeled after Facebook. Funny thing, though: early Facebook employee Kate Losse already wrote about her experience in a 2012 memoir, The Boy Kings. Based on the The Circle's introduction alone, it… » 9/30/13 5:40pm 9/30/13 5:40pm

Bakery Refuses to Hire Black Women to Work Behind the Counter

An employee at Framboise Patisserie in Queens allegedly told a prospective hire that she wasn't qualified for a "counter girl" position because she's black. I think I just won employer discrimination bingo! » 9/30/13 2:25pm 9/30/13 2:25pm

Amanda Knox's Retrial Is Happening in Italy Right Now

Amanda Knox might have to go back to Italy to stand trial — again — for allegedly killing her study abroad roommate in 2007. » 9/30/13 11:40am 9/30/13 11:40am

Utah Man 'Sick' of Depraved American Women Finds Foreign Bride Online

One Utah man has bravely gone where no man has gone before: online, in search of a foreign bride who looks like a model but has the values of his grandmother. These matrimony-worthy prizes do not exist in the den of iniquity that is the United States, so he found her in Ukraine, and is now, happily, the King of… » 9/30/13 10:30am 9/30/13 10:30am